Price: $3.99
(as of Nov 05, 2024 01:42:00 UTC – Details)
Three women, one occult ritual, and an urban legend come true are waiting for you to discover just how delicious Halloween can be.
Everyone in the small town of Hollow Springs knows that Halloween night is when the veil of sentience is at its thinnest. So no one would attempt a ridiculous ritual on the night of a full moon, right?
Wrong.
This sentient object romance follows two friends who tempt fate deliciously and end up having a legendary time with the local urban legends. Curl up with some candy and a pumpkin spice latte while you enjoy the autumnal delights of Hallowpeen.
ASIN : B0DFV4B7DK
Publication date : August 30, 2024
Language : English
File size : 1333 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 85 pages
Customers say
Customers find the book funny, entertaining, and hysterical. They also appreciate the captivating wordplay, vivid descriptions, and quotable lines. Readers describe the book as a short, sweet read.
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Marisa –
This wasâ¦memorable. I definitely went into this book for all of the amusing gourd puns and I was not disappointed. Then we got the added surprise of a Part 2 and some candy. I will not be explaining that.This was perfect for an amusing and not serious at all Halloween book club pick. Canât wait to discuss our favorite lines.
Erena –
When I saw this recommended on my FYP, I knew I had to give it a read. It promises exactly what the title is, which is smutty Halloween smut, nothing more nothing less. Fun easy read
Ombeline LECLOUX –
I wasnât expecting this story to be so well written and with so many hilarious word plays. I really enjoyed the ride and highly recommend it â¨ðð 9/10ð¶ï¸ 7/10
Amazon Customer –
This had me laughing out loud. It is awful in the best way. Written tongue in cheek specifically to be hilarious and boost a laugh from you, it does it’s job.Funny, naughty monstery fun.
ScarletFae –
A very interesting read that had me laughing at the innuendoâs and puns. It was a good way to pass the time and will lave me question every wrapped gummy I come across lol ð
Kindle Customer –
Long live Hallowpeen ig?
I was not aware it was possible to use so many Halloween-themed puns to describe the genitalia of humans and non-humans. Now I have been enlightened to that fact and do not regret it. Honestly, quite a funny book, I would recommend it to friends during Halloween.
Customer –
What in tarnationâ¦
Okay, the puns had me dead. They were pretty clever I have to admitâ¦. Anywho, I am not sure what I read but it had a better plot than 50 shades of grey!ðð¬ð
Bee ð –
This was a wild ride!
Ahhh you need to read this novella! It has a grand total of 85 pages that will definitely keep you entertained the whole time!5/5 â3/5 ð¶ï¸It was weird & spooky but also funny and hot! Yes I said it. HOT! Who knew a man made out of candy could make me blush but here we are lol and don’t even get me started on the Pumpkins ð I think my most favorite and memorable quote was âJust because my guts have been ripped out doesnât mean I canât rearrange yours.â Definitely worth the read for this spooky season! And it has two different stories taking place at the same time so you get two different sentient object romances going on ðð¼
Jennifer M Kearney –
Oh my gourd!
This was truly a Wilde ride! I found this book after I saw a review of it on Instagram and it did not disappoint! The puns were immaculate and the smut was smutting. I cackled the entire time! I gave 3 stars because I have no idea how to accurately rate this book but if you are looking for a fun time, definitely pick this one up!
Nina From Nowhere –
this is the book your mother warned you about
What did I just read?!??How can I even rate this book? Itâs smut but not just any smut. Itâs weird, funny, completely off the wall Halloween themed smut.Now⦠if you enjoy these types of books, I would say it was good. I definitely laughed out loud.But I think it may have broken my brain.
KGCOOK –
Internet Rec didnât disappoint!
I saw this book recommended on Instagram and it was just what it was described as: a short fun sexy story filled with all the Halloween puns. Definitely a short sexy read I would rec ones for anyone open to some quirky smut!
Paula Sabol –
Perfect spicy Halloween binge-read
Hallowpeen is an exhilarating sentient romance that grabs your attention from the start. When two girls mysteriously disappear after summoning the Hallowpeen, their journey into an alternate realm is anything but ordinary. Packed with humor and captivating wordplay, the author masterfully weaves vivid descriptions that bring the story to life. The characters are not just fun; they are incredibly engaging and memorable. And letâs not forget the spiceâit’s off the charts with uniquely tantalizing elements.If you’re craving a monster romance filled with sentient creatures and an abundance of excitement, this steamy tale is your ideal binge-read. Dive in and prepare for a wild ride!
Bee –
Exactly what I’d expected
I simply cannot see a title like this and NOT read the book.This was pretty much exactly what I expected- a halloween themed smut filled romp. This story was absolutely absurd in the most entertaining way. I think the fact that the author really committed to the silliness made this a lot of fun to read. The metaphors and similes had me laughing out loud. The steamy scenes were abundant and genuinely unique. I will say I was pleasantly surprised there was an actual plot/story here (even if it was pretty thin) involving a missing woman and a weird ritual/curse thing and, to be honest, I’d read a follow up.